You’d be the worst mom, too, like, you’d forget to feed the baby— Can you even give birth?! AREN’T YOU A DUDE LIKE WHATEVEN. That’s so gross, do you give birth from your mouth or your butt? Can dude even get pregnant?!— GO AHEAD AND TRY, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Ay, boy, you ever hear of…[`shutters] m…preg… That’s all I gotta say about that. But I think I’d definitely give birth outta my ass, everything comes outta my ass. [`ROLLS UP SLEEVES] WE FUCKIN’ GONNA GO RIGHT NOW.
AHAHAAHAH SURE YOU WOULD BE, I BET YOU’D BE THE COUCH POTATO WIFE, MAKING THE HUSBAND DO EVERYTHING— I don’t know, maybe, maybe not, what is life. You ain’t my appa, get out of here, you’re the weird one, friend. MAYBE YOU NEED TO GO, BYE, GOOD BYE, DONE WITH YOU.
Truuuu. I’m not even gonna argue with that. I'mma be that wife that farts a lot too and doesn’t even know she’s pregnant. I’ll be givin’ birth in the local Walmart and I won’t even fuckin’ know the whole time. I’m everyone’s appa. DON’T FUCKIN’ TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'MMA FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS UP WATCH YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH
WAIT— SO YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO DENY BEING A WIFE?! WHOA MAN YOU’RE SO FAR GONE, SOMEONE CALL THE PARAMEDICS, WE HAVE AN ASYLUM PATIENT HERE— What are you talking about, Chucky’s so cute because he kills people. It’s all fun and games, right? (/Laughs obnoxiously.) I’M NOT GOING BACK TO RED THOUGH, NO, SCREW THAT. I HAD ENOUGH BEING CALLED A FIRE CROTCH.— Although Orange doesn’t help either….
I AIN’T NO WIFE BUT IF I WERE A WIFE I’D BE A DAMN GOOD ONE, ASSHOLE. That’s fuckin’ weird. You’re fuckin’ weird. I don’t wanna talk to you anymore. You that crazy type that’ll end up killin’ a nigga’s whole family when he sleepin’. Either way you’re going to be called fire crotch, so just be nice to big appa and dye your hair.
My hair is orange, I’m not going to die it for you. (/Glares.) How on earth— I laughed at Chucky. I actually though he was cute. Does this make you Glenn? Glenda? Who should your tag be— You can’t be Chucky either, though. Or maybe I should Tiffany? Since Tiffany is the Bride of Chucky— BUT THEN THAT MAKES YOU MY BRIDE AND NO THANK YOU.
Orange is close enough though. Just a few more shades, man, c'mon. [`squints] How the hell is Chucky cute? He’s fuckin’ crazy. He’s scary. He’s a fuckin’ doll. He kills people. THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? I’D BE A DAMN GOOD WIFE, YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT.
MAYBE IF I STILL HAD MY RED HAIR THAT WOULD BE APPROPIATE, but do I really look like Chucky because I have a friend I call Chucky and I swear to God I actually think he’s from another galaxy.
Dye your fuckin’ hair again, I don’t care. I’m gonna keep calling you L.Chucky anyway though. New tag. The actual Chucky honestly haunts my childhood though, my dad used to always fuckin’ torture me with that bullshit.