Such a wuss. Fine, you do the prep work. I wouldn’t trust your cooking anyway.
Alright, but if you burn the food I get to punch you in the arm or something. I’ll do it lightly, don’t worry. I know you’re a fragile little thing.

Such a wuss. Fine, you do the prep work. I wouldn’t trust your cooking anyway.
Alright, but if you burn the food I get to punch you in the arm or something. I’ll do it lightly, don’t worry. I know you’re a fragile little thing.
/glares sharply/ I don’t think I asked. Hell yeah. I can never get enough of Thai food. Homemade is the best though, so. You know. We could do that together but there’s no guarantee I won’t end up burning myself or killing us both.
Come closer and I’ll tell you.
Depends. What will you feed me?
…Do you want to? By all means, get it out.
Nah, I think if I went any further it would be gruesome. Plus…people may or may not end up judging me.
Wow.
I need a new friend, fuck this shit.
Because we’re cute as heck together.

Look at this. Just look.
There there little one. /sympathetically places hand on your shoulder/ Maybe if you saved at least one of those apples you insist on ruining my life with, you’d have something to eat.